fecal matter

something or someone -ssociated in some way with feces.
overheard at the senate hearings-
senator mccain: “general petraeus, what is your opinion on the fecal matter?”
general petraeus: “sir? you are referring to the situation in iraq, sir?”
mccain: “what? what in g-d’s name are you talking about?”
petraeus: “you were asking me about the bad situation we are in with iraq?”
mccain:”what the h-ll? no i wasn’t, you nincomp–p! i just sh-t myself. i’m 70 years old, and it seems to happen more and more at these d-mnable hearings. i just thought you might like the interesting design it made on my trousers.”
petraeus: “i’m not prepared to comment on that at this point in time, sir”
mccain: “very good, petraeus. that will be all… where the h-ll is my nurse?”
6 more definitions
sh-t that is normally dispersed from the r-ct-m. used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like p–pies.
and lo, sir edward did -ssume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his r-ct-m, and there was much rejoicing.
a solid excratory waste ejected from the -n-s
after eating that 10 lb. burrito, michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom
the name of the band kurt cobain (later in nirvana) and dale crover (from the melvins)created before nirvana in 1985. created the song spank thru and is found on the nirvana sliver: best of the box set alb-m.
fecal matter is sweet
1.another word for sh-t,p–p,or doo-doo.
2.or also comes with a song.
1.”dude you smell like fecal matter!”
2.”fecal matter on the floor, fecal matter on the wall, fecal matter in my pants as i do the fecal dance.”
(crouch down and act like takin a sh-t)
same thing as poo.
man, i had fecal matter all over my chest last night by that hairy gorilla.
a word used to describe p–p in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.
attention, insert pool name here members and guests. fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. thank you.