Fecal Touch


characteristic of a person who f-cks up everything they get involved with. often witnessed in the workplace with respect to projects that do not go well.
boss to employee: i think johnny has some capacity to -ssist with the johnson project.

employee: no f-cking way- that dude has the fecal touch. everything he gets involved with turns into a piece of sh-t- he’s a complete broked-ck.

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