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1. (interj.) a phrase that someone says when something bad happens. the increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more p-ssed off, culminating in a resounding f-ck bomb.
2. (n.) a highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.
1. (driving in car, late for work) “feces!”
(driver spills coffee on self) “p–p!”
(driver swerves on road) “cr-p!”
(cop chases after driver) “sh-t!”
(driver crashes car) “f-ck!!!”
2. guy #1: you hear that tom and bill had a feces p–p cr-p sh-t f-ck?
guy #2: no, i didn’t. what’s that?
guy #1: oh, well they produced feces, then p–ped, then cr-pped, then shat, all whilst f-cking.
guy #2: oh, that makes sense. thanks for letting me know, #1.
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