fecescocoasis
a horrible disease that makes your sh-t taste like chocolate
doctor: i’m sorry johnny, but it appears you’ve contracted fecescocoasis. from now on, all your poo will taste like chocolate.
johnny: wow! do you have a spoon?
doctor: use this tongue depressor. better not tell your parents about this, okay?
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