Federal Sexual


when a person has been stentenced to a long prison term, they often feel the need to experiment (s-xually) with one another. the term “federal s-xual” is currently being used in federal inst-tutions to justify/ explain inmates unusual s-xual behaviours with each other. only refers to federal inmates, the rest are just plain gay.
inmate 1: yo man, i need to get my d-ck wet – bend over…now!!
inmate 2: forget that celly!!?? that’s so gay!!
inmate 1: naw man, it aint gay, its “federal s-xual” 😉
inmate 2: naw man……its gay……
inmate 1: i’m not gay!!!……just my d-ck is……
inmate 2: alright then (bends over and takes it like he likes it)

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