FedEx Joke
a joke that you don’t understand until the day after it’s been told.
guy: -tells a joke-
dude: i don’t get it.
guy: it’s a fedex joke, you’ll get it tomorrow.
dude: whatever.
the next day
dude: oh, now i get it! that’s a funny joke!
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