Fedock
noun – an impressive sized, semi-erect p-n-s. often coupled with the unfortunate loss of erection at the slightest change in friction, momentum, rhythm, temperature, thoughts, weather, sounds, smells, or amount of body hair.
verb – to lose an erection for no apparent reason, leaving the possessor and his chosen partner confused and infuriated.
(bro #1) – “dude, i was having s-x with sarah last night, and all the sudden i got whiskey d-ck.”
(bro #2) – ” but you were the designated driver last night, you didn’t even drink, right?”
(bro #1) – “not a drop, freaking weird right?”
(bro #2) – “dude, you didn’t get whiskey d-ck, you have a fedock, you fedocked! hahahaha”
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