feed the u


to do something utterly disgusting but also required. the expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. after p-ssing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn’t work. rather than face the embarr-ssment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the t-rd and manually fed it through the u-bend.
“i really don’t want to do this but i’ve got to feed the u”

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