Feeding the Geese
for a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat
mike: hey, what is mikko up to?
chod: oh, he’s just in his room feeding the geese.
or
dave: what do you wanna do after this?
tucker: i’m probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese
see jackin’ the beanstalk
whenever dan’s door is closed, we all leave him alone cuz he’s feeding the geese.
an excuse for jackin’ the beanstalk (see w-nk) when ones back is turned towards another person.
jake: kevin, what are you doing by the computer? what’s your arm moving like that for?
kevin: oh… um… uhh… i’m just feeding the geese.
jake: i didn’t know geese eat that.
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