feeding the meter
a slang term for -n-l s-x
“i went out with jennifer yesterday. i ended up feeding the meter all night long. how can you not love a chick like that.”
the process of inserting american quarters in to -n-s of your partner during intercourse
dude, i was feeding the meter so much last night i could have been in her for like six hours
putting coins into a parking meter.
albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. epic homeless fail.
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