Feeling the carrot
being in the moment. feeling the vibe
on union square, nyc there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. at the beginning of every demonstration he’s habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.
-dude, start paying attention. it’s gonna be on the final
-i know, i’m just not feeling the carrot today
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