feffed
to be so utterly and totally wasted that it is impossible to converse properly using a keyboard or mobile phone.
can also carry over into an inability to verbalise in a coherent way.
“dave, what the h-ll were you posting last night – it didn’t make any sense?”
“i was posting? d-mn, i was so feffed.”
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