feisty seasoning
the act of hovering or placing fried chicken near one’s exposed genitalia to attract a potential mate. this act is also often referred to as “greasing the gooch” or “kfc courting”.
what’s up baby? you look like you’re the kind of sk-nk that would totally go for some feisty seasoning play right now.
“why is charlie tying that zinger tower burger to a fishing rod and hanging it over his crotch?”
“that my friend, is called feisty seasoning.”
“ah yes of course, i read about that in brett ratner’s piece for douchebag diorama.”
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