Felipe Melo
1. (noun) a brazilian soccer player, who supposedly plays defense on the brazilian national soccer team, but who is in reality a dutch striker. he turned on his team during brazil’s match against netherlands, helping netherlands score their first goal, and also got a red card. because of him, netherlands beat brazil 2-1. basically, he was holland’s 12th player in their match against brazil.
2. (verb) to felipe melo someone, a fancy way of saying to betray them.
1. guy 1: the main reason brazil lost to netherlands is that guy who turned on brazil. netherlands outnumbered brazil 12 to 10, which is why netherlands won.
guy 2: that guy who helped the dutch score their first goal, and got a red card?
guy 3: you mean holland’s 12th player in their match against brazil? yup, that’s felipe melo.
2. -guy 2 betrays guy 1, by giving away his secret, which he promised not to tell anyone-
guy 1: you just felipe meloed me!
guy 2: hahaha sucker
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