Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
a famous youtuber; he currently holds the world record for most subscribers. he is more commonly known by his stage name, pewdiepie. he is dating another youtuber by the name of marzia bisognin, whose stage name is cutiepie. they will eventually get married, although when they first met when she was 18, marzia did ask felix not to propose until she was 23. as her 23rd birthday approaches, she states that she is getting anxious because she thinks that felix is going to propose to her. however, in a recent video, felix and marzia agreed not to get married until they are older because they feel that they are “still young adults”. felix is most commonly known for his “amnesia” series and his “happy wheels” series. he describes himself as an agnostic atheist, but is uninterested in religion. felix has two pugs, one named maya (nicknamed puga-chan) and the other named edgar allan pug (a pun on edgar allan poe). felix was born on the twenty fourth of october, 1989 in gothenburg, sweden to johanna and ulf kjellberg. when he originally registered on youtube, his username was “pewdie”, representing someone being struck by a fatal laser blast. when he forgot his p-ssword, he reregistered under the pseudonym of “pewdiepie and continued his work. before he was registered as an official yourube personality, he worked at a hotdog stand to fund both his youtube videos and his move to italy to be with his girlfriend. the media tends to focus on his annual income of $4 million u.s.
omg! i want felix arvid ulf kjellberg to have my children!
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