felk


acronym for facts equal liberal kryptonite. used by the radical right wing fringe to imply that progressives or liberals cannot handle the truth and do not have the facts.
“treefriend is a bigger felk than jessie jackson jr.”
1.elk feeler
2.elk molester
joanne “you d-mn felk”
ralph waxy diggles martinez “but he likes it!”

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