felmer


when you are f-cking someone in the -ss, c-m in the -ss, and drink the c-m out with a straw.

ian cramer gave his girlfriend a felmer because he was thirsty.
someoe who is fat, ugly, stupid, a f-ggot, can’t spell worth sh-t, and is just all around a r-t-rd.
“wow, chelsey, what a felmer!”

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