feltching

“when a man f-cks you up the b-tt without a rubber. he shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your -n-s and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. that’s fletching. it may or may not, include kissing you to p-ss the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth.” -invisible monsters by chuck palahniuk
“feltching makes me want to puke.”
to remove s-xual fluids from partners -n-s via sucking or licking
after brad’s magnum size p-n-s finished in my -ss, he began feltching his load out of it.
(verb) comes from western colorado slang insults. it refers to a man who drinks c-m out of another’s -ss with a straw.
(adjective) an insult for someone who shocks you with their stupidity or aura of annoyance.
guy 1: “dude, i think gnar kill is like the greatest band ever.”

guy 2: “you are such a feltcher man.”
1) the act of a man retrieving his s-m-n from someone else’s -n-l cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally p-ssing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one’s -n-s and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal’s brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the -n-s to draw the rodent out in case it od’s.
1) gay men who use allegedly gerbils in their -n-l s-x. the gerbil is supposed to asphyxiate and the death spasms are considered pleasurable. possibly meant as an allegory on the supposed selfishness of gays.

2) man who drinks c-m out of anothers -ss.

3) a process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.

org.estern america

an unlikely urban legend has richard gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
after fletching, followed by more -n-l s-x, the gerbil was pushed above ‘s rectal shelf and could only be removed at a hospital.
the process of inserting a gerbil through a tube that is connected to ones -ss hole. the gerbil then goes inside the -n-s. when the gerbil is desired to exit, the tube is inserted back into the -n-s and a light is shined into the tube attracting the gerbil out of the -n-s.
that gerbil is so brown it looks like it was being feltched.