feltmadrass
translates directly (from norwegian) to field mattress. a field mattress is what is used when not back at base camp (when you’re out camping in the woods etc.)… feltmadr-ss is commonly used in the norwegian army as a replacement for army girls who have been sleeping around.
that girl there is a real “feltmadr-ss”…
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