Femail
an email that is sent from a female to other females due to it’s “ahh” factor. it’s content can be cute, heartfelt or just overly soppy.
debbie had a habit of sending around cute femails annoying all the gusy in the office.
the art of replying and acknowledging mails (even forwarded mails) only to female friends and ignoring males
mr.alex only femails.
this guy only femails, he does not email.
email – usually about nothing important and/or containing pictures of babies, cute animals, or other such schmaltzy stuff – from a significant other, sister, or mother.
most men would rather die than read too much f-email.
i’ll read it later, it’s just f-email.
women who constantly check their email
person 1 – “jill is such a fe-mail!”
person 2 – “i know!”
noun: any spam email sent by women to women, targeted to a female interest group.
dinara: have you seen that email going around soliciting volunteers for the breast cancer walk and listing the top 10 annoying things men do?
katie: yeah, lanie forwarded me that fe-mail yesterday.
when you are texting your friend who is male and he starts to talk like a chick
“k omgshhh that is so funny lollsz” said craig
“dude stop fe-mailing me”
important missive from your spouse taking priority over all else
you’ve got femail; she wants you straight home after work…oh, and pick up some milk.
bob can’t join us tonite, he got femail…
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