the term ‘neckbeard’ goes beyond any gender. you may see the average female neckbeard with scraggly long hair to her b*tt. the hair will be dull and dead from never bathing it, or from frequently dying it. she will have greesy, 2 month overdue roots. she doesn’t wear makeup and has a superiority complex about it. cheap corsets, anime t-shirts, batman merch, and outdated jeans that drag on the ground. probably has an infected looking eyebrow or lip piercing. wants a guy who looks like benedict c*mberbatch or tom hiddleston but complains that men are so shallow and only like those fake pretty girls; why can’t they just see her for her personality. social justice warrior. usually wears the stupid jackie-cadet hats that everyone hates from 2002.
laughes at jokes that only 4th graders would like.
“god, is there a word for a female neckbeard? because thats what brittany is.”
“i know, she smells like cheese and low tide. i wish she would bathe.”
when you really need to poo but someone is in the bathroom so you try to hold it so hard that you start dancing bro just get out of the bathroom i’m literally poodancing
- hop off my sauce
leave me alone, b*tch. when, danny says hop off my sauce you should know to leave him alone.
the state of having to pee, and not being *ssured you will find a urine receptacle. it’s thirty miles to the next rest stop. i don’t know if i’m gonna make it! i’m feeling p*ssamistic!
- scarlett witch and quicksilver
pietro maximoff’s super-hero name. quicksilver has the power of super speed and his sister, wanda maximoff aka scarlett witch has the power of telekenisis. “hey look there go’s scarlett witch and quicksilver!!”