Femconitous
a condition that sets in soon after a male is agitated with, saddened by, and/or ignored by a female that they are attracted to in some way. it is most commonly a feeling of displacement or emotional pain in the form of thoughts about the occurence with said female.
note: this disorder affects nearly 100% of men, especially adolescent men.
root words: female + confusion
charlie: “dude, how’d it go with trying to get katie to go out with you?”
russ: “not good actually… ya know, i think i’m starting to come down with femconitous.”
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