Femmometer


the part of the female body, which inexplicably measures temperature to be alot colder than it actually is. there is no male equivilant.
girl: im cold, can i have your jacket?
boy: no, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
girl: no im actually really cold.
boy: how the f-ck can you be cold, its the middle of f-cking summer, if you knew were gonna be cold, then why didn’t you bring your own f-cking jacket, you f-cking r-t-rd. and yeah i did sleep with your sister as well, and what.

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