Femmunist
a combination of ‘feminist’ and ‘communist’. it is an accurate term used to describe the autocratic, and groupthink mentality of most feminists. not all feminists are like that, but enough of them are that it is a big problem.
femmunist: “feminism is about only equality!”
rationalperson: “oh really? what kind of equality?”
femmunist: “what do you mean? there is only one equality! you are either with us or with the terrorists…erm non feminists”
rationalperson: “equality of opportunity or forced equality of outcome? because giving free p-sses, scholarships, etc. to women just because they are women and treating men as ‘primary aggressors’ is not really equality at all”
femmunist: “1 in 4 women are raped daily! therefore we need to teach men where to look, what shirts are offensive, and what to say! don’t tell me how to dress”
rationalperson: “40% of rape accusations are false…see i can use shoddy statistics too. also the wage gap is a myth.”
femmunist: “help i am being virtually raped by mysoginerds! i am weak and vulnerable i need the police to arrest anyone that disagrees with me”
rationalperson: “…see this is why no one takes feminism seriously…it is like you are a communist or something.”
femmunist: “i can’t even…”
rationalperson: “can’t even finish sentences apparently. that is okay, go back to your tumblr hugbox where you never have to deal with criticism. i want nothing to do with you.”
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