Femormonist


creature from a mythological world in which susan b. anthony was one of joseph smith’s 37 wives and produced feminist mormon offspring.
how can you vote for romney and yet still claim to be a feminist?

well, i was raised mormon so i want my guy to win. i guess i’m a femormonist.

and yet your head hasn’t exploded yet…how does that work?

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