femullet
the female version of the mullet. commonly paired with cancer spotted skin, way too much blue eyeshadow, hooter’s shirts, and farm equipment.
that trashy lady’s femullet looks like she got hit with her husband’s sheepshearing blade.
a female lesbians mullet
grossest longest dirtiest mullet ever
mandy moore
the female counterpart to the mullet. they are somewhat more rare than the mullet, and inspire so much more awe. also in most cases, they arouse wild desire. the femullet can often be seen hanging around the local mcdonald’s, buying every item off of the dollar menu. it is highly common to see a femullet with back b–bs.
a femullet can’t contain her raw s-xuality, so naturally, her hair becomes a conduit. any s-xual partner of the femullet receives infinitely more release and gratification than a normal woman can ever hope of giving. some cultures revere the femullet’s power of fertility.
if you manage to snip off some of the femullet’s hair, burn it and inhale the fumes, it is said to have an aphrodesiac effect.
darrel: man, that is one wicked old femullet over there.
ellyse: yeah, she bought like 20 egg mcm-ffins and now she’s just scarfin’. niiice.
a woman with a mullet.
yo, check out that chick’s femullet!
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