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a s-xual position, where the man sits backwards on a woman’s face and receives -n-lingus, while simultaneously he ‘t-tty f-cks’ her br–sts.

also known as the ‘reverse t-tty f-ck’ or ‘rusty t-tty f-ck’
your mom gave me a fender bender last night. or your mom and i got into a fender bender last night
small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.
the f-ggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.
a fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the -ss end of the vehicle in front of it.
hank: “whoa, why is brenda walking like a duck?”
dave: “i remember hearing bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night.”
hank: “ouch!”
minor car accident

the ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

in a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.
i had a fender-bender this morning, so i’ve got to go to the auto shop.
archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the vietnam war (to americans, that is). may help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.- see also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

-ok, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as “lazy”, “spoiled”, “disrespectful”, “undisciplined”, etc.) (has anybody with a phd in ed psych ever noticed how f-cking boring high school is, except for the handful of -n-l-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further f-cking up this barbaric, feudal, sh-thole of a country?) off topic! minus 20 pts!
i was hoping to get into cindy’s pants, but i took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-princ-p-l’s edsel in the parking lot.
when your not a backpack rider, your a fender bender…

noun. (1) a person that b-mps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

verb. to fender bend or fender bending

scott: yo, esther, you fender bender. hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

esther: mong! i didn’t fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!
s-x position where the receiving partner bends over and holds onto the round base of a fender guitar stool while the penetrator stands behind. great for hitting the g-spot if you’re a short girl with a tall partner.
i was so glad my recording studio is soundproof; she’s a screamer whenever we do the fender bender.
1: somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the disney channel an a guitar.
3: somebody who has s-xual intercourse with a guitar.
4: a collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
rape is rape. or reap for the people who are more linguistique.
dude, i played some jonas brothers on my guitar last night.

jesus man, total fender bender.

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