Fergus
1. demigod: a person with great powers and abilities.
2. devine human-being with g-dlike features. ie. chiseled jaw, blonde hair, blue eyes, defined abdominal muscles and broad-shoulders.
3. a masculine given name.
meaning: “of manly strength” and “virility”
origin: ireland, mt. olympus, ‘the heavens’.
reference: ancient greek history, g-ds amongst us, irish legend.
quotes of ancient greek literature as recalled by the u.s department of history…
aphrodite: “fergus has the gift of all attraction, his creation fabricated through all things desireable in perfected balance and purified.”
zeus: “fergus is the substance of mount olympus. he shall forever be part of what olypian men are made of”.
hercules: “fergus, my brother” ref. unknown.
fergus, often mistaken for hercules and sometimes even zeus, was the “brad pitt’ of the g-dly universe.
hercules: “fergus, my brother, teach me how.” (it is uncertain as to whether hercules and fergus really were brothers or not. most-likely not).
noun: a clearly masculine male who epitomises what it is to sport asymetrical, yet laerge, t-st-cl-s.
“i heard his t-st-cl-s are asymetrical, but apparantly the right makes up for the left and i would sure rather a fergus as captain then a weak-w-lly-will”
literally the most gorgeous man on the planet – without exception.
“you know, he’s good looking but he’s no fergus!”
noun: a clearly masculine male who epitomises what it is to sport asymetrical, yet large, t-st-cl-s.
rhys: “out of all the captain candidates only one of them is a real fergus”
aaron: “what are the chances he would fill such a specific catagory….. and how do you know about his t-st-cl-s?”
rhys: “…….”
a small, annoying, high pitched creature
hey, look at that fergus whining on his rusty trombone
noun: a large amount of crumbled or grated cheese.
i want a fergus of cheese on my tostada.
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