fergzone
when a person likes a girl and they don’t realize that she’s friend-zoned them. they will continue hitting on the girl, remaining blissfully oblivious until the girl, or someone else informs them of the truth.
friend 1: yeah, i hung out with her last night
friend 2: oh really, you still like her?
friend 1: yeah, i told her actually. she said she wasn’t really ready for a relationship, but i think she’s just playing hard to get.
friend 2: dude, you’re fergzoned.
friend 1: f-ck.
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