Fern Ticket
–noun: used by couples to go in to the ferns for s-xual activities.
after a enjoyable walk in the countryside, stuart and fran decided to use their fern ticket to round off a great day.
by throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modic-m of privacy. thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.
simon: my mrs wants me to f-ck her outside but i don’t wanna be seen by some scottish pervert.
adrian: give her a fern ticket then.
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