Fernando
that one spanish kid in your cl-ss that’s really smart, but somehow, pretty funny.
friend 1: wow, fernando made a really funny joke in 5th period today!
friend 2: and he’s super hot.
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someone of high social cl-ss. usually categorized by an over-sized growth in their pants. also known for their ability to seduce and charm the ladies with their devilishly good looking hair and smile.
fernandos can also be categorized by tan skin, dark flowing hair, thick eye brows, and a knack for mowing gr-ss.
caucasian male #1: i woke up today and my lawn had been mowed miraculously over night and my wife left a note saying she left me.
caucasian male #2: you must have been visited by a fernando.
fernando is a super cool person and job wishes he could be like him but he cant so he dies just a little bit more inside. fernando is super cool and can get with any girl he wants any time he wants he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants because he is so perfect.
fernando f-cked every girl in school
v. to puke; to throw up.
a fernando can be often caused by exercising after eating.
boy 1: dude, you shouldn’t run after having that big lunch.
boy 2: don’t worry about me.
-after one lap in the track-
boy 2: oh man, i don’t feel well. -throws up-
boy 1: eww! you just did a fernando. now stop puking on the track ramp!
one bad mother f-ck3r. first name greatest last name ever.
boy 1 – that guys crazy!
boy 2 – naw man! he’s fernando!
someone who is completely and utterly astounding who while extremely modest about it packs an enormous c-ck that will make you gasp and choke but you love it, and his body is f-cking amazing, he silently puts up with your sh-t, but if you wrong him or anyone he truly cares for watch your back and front because he will completely destroy you.
did you hear what fernando did to that man?” “no” “he broke both his legs and gave him brain damage…” “why?!” “he threatened his girlfriend jenna” “oooh that explains it..
the ultimate one
the fernando is the best 69
fernando= 69 . enough said .
yo i heard fernando is the best .
yup. hes the definition.
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