ferpes

also known as “fairy herpes” or the “glitter disease”. this is when you get doused in glitter, and since glitter spreads, and fast, it spreads like herpes, starting with someone you hug, or b-mp into and they spread it to someone else.
“my girlfriend laid in my bed, now i have ferpes.”
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herpes, on your face.
i would totally make out with a really hot girl at the supermarket, unless she had ferpes.
the disease one gets from wearing bowling shoes without socks.
jamie developed a bad case of ferpes sat-rday night when she threw caution to the wind. she carelessly neglected the needed barrier between her feet and the biological bedlam that was her size fives
herpes contracted from a friend
hey, aren’t you going out with rob?
no, we’re just friends with benefits… at least we were until he gave me ferpes.
an extremely contagious, incurable type of blisters on the feet that look like herpes. ferpes is accquired by taking your shoes off in public while not wearing socks, or touching the feet of a person who has ferpes. in extreme cases, you can catch ferpes by just looking at the feet of a person with ferpes.
as megan took her shoes off in history cl-ss and wrapped her feet around the desk poles, the cl-ss was traumatized by the view of her festering ferpes.