Ferris

to have a day off from work or school, either by sickness, holiday or skiving.

from the 80’s film, ferris bueller’s day off
did you go to work today?

nah, i was ferrising
the act of seriously injuring one’s self whilst warming up to play sport. usually the injury is sustained in the most pathetic way possible.
” i thought paul was playing prop today?”
” he was but he did a ferris playing touch and had to go to a&e”
to be ‘ferris’ is;

to be the president of the world.
to be green.
to put weights before mates.
to drink without a straw and eat your hamburger after you eat your fries.
to bench a black hole.
to be huge.
to believe that weight and size is good.
to roam.
to have smaller arms than mark.
mark: “look ferris, you might have gotten a higher u.a.i than me, but my arms are still bigger than yours.”

harry: “ferris’ favourite colour is green. but the real truth is that green’s favourite colour is actually ferris.”
a male who is completely aware of his s-xual prowess and uses this to constantly remind his friends of his superiority in attempts to lower their morale to create for him less compet-tion and therefore more opportunity for himself to acquire attention from females eventually leading to s-xual intercourse.
ferris: hey guys you wanna be my wingmen tonight?

lewis: ermm…. why are we your wingmen and your not ours?

ferris: maybe because there is no way even my help could get you laid, i on the other hand have much more chance
ferris as in ferris bueller; descriptive pet name; describes essential temperament of said individual in six letters thanks to iconic movie. always ready to explore and enjoy his world; always knows the quickest way home.
“who’s that cat sauntering over to jump on that parade float? must be ferris!”
the act of -j-c-l-t–n
i was choking the chicken, when i had no choice but to ferris that b-tch in the face
the act of a woman rotating in a circle while riding a male’s erection.
i’m typing this as ashely is ferrising me!

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