Fertance


a type of language spoken by many people on certain occasions. it consists of many words mixed and mashed together to make a complete language.
guy 1: woah this guy knows how to speak the fertance!
guy 2:(speaking fertance) if you add the plibbins and the tibbins you get a phlippinz.

guy 3: that is the fertance!!!

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