Festeezio


1. an individual who lacks the motor coordination necessary to play halo or halo 2 with competent ability.
2. one who inserts inanimate objects into his or her -n-s.
3. a h-m-s-xual.
“default” is a fest–zio, i do not want him on my team.
an insult created out of pure stupidity. by our freindly neighborhood peter griffin
you are a fest–zio! see, i can make up words too!
“you’re a b-tt b-tt”
you sir are a fest–zio

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