Festibox


adjective: to describe unwashed, smelly, infected or otherwise unpleasant female genitalia. comes from the contraction of the words ‘festival/infested’ and ‘box’ to describe female genitalia.

see also blue waffle. (note vnsfw)
‘word up tarquin, i just got back from coldplay at glasto’!
i saw hattie up the front looking well peng, i’d love to tap that sn-tch’

‘but terrence, i hear she never washes that thing. must be a proper festibox down there in the jungle blud.’

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