Festing


the act of partic-p-ting in one of the following: troutfest, manfest, prittsfest, or toonfest. festing consists of doing one or all of the following: jumping fires, playing air guitar with a pump shotgun, ripping nuts until your vehicle over heats, ripping nuts in random fields/yards, m-ssive consumption of alcohol, crashing jeeps into telephone poles, eating raw or partially cooked meat, head banging to metallica, tool…etc, making fun of the deigo……………….
“too much festing will lead to suspension”
“those d-mn festers took my italian license plate!”
“we’re done!…fested to hard…it’s over johnny!”
“slackjaw was the honorary festee”
the act of hooking up with an unexpected victim on multiple different occasions.
hey, i’ve been seeing maira with the laminator a lot lately….in bed. aren’t they in the same fraturnaty?

yeah, they have been festing for at least 2 weeks now.

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