festival


a festival is a music event, usually held outdoors and attended by thousands of music fans. multiply artists play on usually multiple stages and on some occasions, these festivals last multiple days.
music fan 1: belgian festivals are always the greatest..
music fan 2: yeah i know, the bands are always so rad… i love it.
music fan 3: would you guys please shut up?! i’m trying to enjoy the atmosphere here!!
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festivals are a place where lots of different people come from different parts of the country in order to support a charity or to have a good time with the rest of the community.
glastumbury, womad, ashton court, ballon fiesta, respect in the west, kite festival, ect
a place where people trade rocks for drugs.
guys at camp bisco music festival: that’s a heady tourmaline dude, i’ll give you a hit of l for it.
a festival is an event, usually attended by the unwashed m-sses and hippies.

mainly a festival serves as excuse for cr-ppy rock bands like athlete and that utter pr-ck pete doherty to make a lot of money for doing f-ck all.

it is compulsory not to wash for one week before attending a festival. and hippies must always have a grimy joint pressed between their filthy, yellowed fingers.
hippy: i’m going to a festival this weekend.
me: i trust you have not washed recently then.

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