the stain left behind when a s*m*n-filled orifice is dragged across a flat surface. named for its resemblance to feta crumbs that have been half-heartedly wiped up off the dinner table.
emma, you left a really disgusting feta skidmark on my parents couch the other day. clean yourself up.
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ultra f*cking wide angle when you’re shooting real estate interiors, sometimes a place looks like f*ck*ng cr*p and the only way to make it look ok is to put the 14mm lens on and stand in the corner of the room. real estate agent: can you make this room look nice even though there’s vomit […]
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dual income no kids yet tom & anna are a d*nky couple, so can tour the world anytime they want. 0 0 get the mug
a name meaning ‘famous’. a natural born leader with a powerful aura. you wouldn’t want to mess with a shaheera because she will probably outsmart you and make you look like an idiot. believes in killing you with kindness, and is great with words. has a fiery spirit and an intelligent brain. is talented with […]
a cartoon character affiliated with the show “spongebob squarepants”. appears in minimul episodes and is known as squidward’s arch-rival. squillium is wealthy and loves to let squidward know that. stop handing me money, your not a squillium. 0 0 get the mug