Fetabag


a type of fungal cheese-growth on human males that occurs between the scr-t-m and -n-s, better known as the chode area.

this symptom is typically witnessed during extended periods between cleansing cycles, but can also be accelerated during elevated temperatures found while performing laborious duties.

it is quite typically found in males who have been outdoors for extended periods of time for camping trips, and occasionally seen in trades workers during extreme heat conditions or after major overtime shifts.

“stick bag” is a related condition closely -ssociated.
“man, i have been out camping for days! i have serious fetabag going on down stairs!!”

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