fetal alcohol syndrome
this refers to brain damage (in the form of permanent r-t-rdation) caused by a fetus being exposed to alcohol via the alcoholism of the mother. this is not to be confused with child abuse, which can also cause r-t-rdation and brain damage and be caused by alchoholism, but which involves children, which are alive, rather than fetuses, which are not fully alive, and thus inferior. also not to be confused with the similar concepts of “crack babies” or “meth babies,” which are completely unsubstantiated (and widely denounced, by those professionals who study such things) allegations propagated by the church of voodoo pharmacology.
the phrase can be used as an explanation for unusually r-t-rded behavior. see alcohol in the blood surrogate.
did you see that klan rally on tv yesterday? talk about fetal alcohol syndrome.
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