Fetal Warrior


n. an incredibly bad-ss unborn. will cut it’s own ambilical cord from birth, often done by forcing it’s host body aka mother to swallow a machete or katana, then performs it’s own cesarian with it. upon it’s escape it will cut the ambilical cord.
“what’s that on the ultrasound? is our baby wearing a ninja stylin’ headband with the rising sun of j-pan? sweet satan delilah, i think you’re carrying a fetal warrior! hold still, i’ll get the gun.”

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