Fettlers
a prestonian word for old men who exist as soon as the pubs are open. they’re usually identifiable by their brown, slouched appearance and the musk of cheap tobacco and p-ss. they may surround themselves with a ring of empty pint gl-sses as if they were under siege from reality.
“those fettlers are dying out.”
“yeah?”
“there’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style.”
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a friendly blackburn term used for a mate or pal.
“arty o`reyt fettler?”…..(meaning “h-llo, are you alright my friend?”)
“owst tha doin fettler?”….(“how are you my friend?”)
“ah`ll si-thi in a bit fettler”….(“i will see you soon my friend”)
strictly speaking, a fettler is one who “grinds and sands ceramic products”. however, in a modern day context, we have come accept the term as meaning: one who engages in unsanitory or socially unacceptable practices, such as molestation of young boys and generally caressing things that ought not to be caressed.
– “did you see that dirty baz in’t park ‘t other day? he looked like a right bleedin fettler!”
– “yeh”
or
– “jeez look at that strumpet on the way to club corporation, she’s asking for a proper fettlin”
– “yeh”
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