fetus fertilizer
1. another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.
2. the intellectual’s synonym for sperm.
3. the 23rd flavor in dr. pepper.
4. the cure for b-tch-nagg and sn-tch disease.
cornelius-“i dare say jebediah, it appears i have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress’s face.”
jebediah-“indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my -sshole.”
cornelius-“good show old bean!”
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