FFK Syndrome or Former [Fat Kid] Syndrome
a person who, in the past was fat and/or utterly unattractive, but now is considered attractive by society, yet still retains the mental, and emotional status of a fat kid and therefore does not understand social cues.
“jane may be hot now, but she still suffers from ffk syndrome or former fat kid syndrome”
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