FGL
fat girl laugh
when you laugh so violently that your face develops multiple chins.
dude i’ve been fgling all day.
look at all my chins, i’m fgling hard.
an fgl is the best kind of friend that there is. fgl stands for fifth grade love. it is the most pure kind of love in the entire world. people who have fifth grade love must display it using this acronym at all times. with this kind of love, all other names that this person may be called are obsolete entirely.
hey fgl, have i told you how much i love you today?!? you’re so cuddly!!
fgl = forest gump life
john: i rock at ping pong.
sally: that’s just fgl life, huh?
friend: i like a girl with aids
you: dude that’s totes fgl
slang for “f-ck greek life” used in a derogatory way towards those who partic-p-te in fraternities and sororities usually by individuals who choose not to partic-p-te themselves in greek life who are also know as a g-d d-mn independent (gdi)or randoms
“those brothers look like douche bags all dressed the same way.”
“yeah, fgl.”
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