Fiber
helps you p–p when you’re constipated.
“i ate the skin off a potato because it has fiber and i’m constipated”
helps constipation.
protip: excess consumtion of metamucil fiber will lead to explosive diarrhea before long.
i hadent taken a sh-t in 3 days so i ate 4 metamucil fiber wafers…all seemed well untill i spent the night sitting on the toilet with lava p–p.
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