Fibertarian


a person who claims to be a libertarian, but would be the first to clamor for the comforting arms of “big brother” if he or she actually had to live in a truly libertarian society.

this ‘fibertarianism’ is usually a cover for removal of income taxes and to allow repressive state governments to enact backward and oppressive legislation without fear of being thwarted by a more reasonable, mainstream federal government.
neal boortz is nothing more than a fibertarian.

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