fiddle fart


doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.
whould ya’ll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

what are you doing? fiddle farten around.
to lollygag or drag one’s feet; procrastination in decision making.
leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between nascar on channel 106 or the mossyoak infomercial on channel 329.
to play, or mess around when one is supposed to be doing something more productive.
nathan! stop fiddle-farting, and come take out the trash!

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