fifteen second rule
the rule whereby if a college student is present in his dormitory and takes more than fifteen seconds to answer after a knock, one can -ssume that he is masturbating.
bill: matt, are you there? (knocking)
matt: yep, hold on.
(waiting)
(waiting)
(waiting)
bill: fifteen second rule, you’re officially masturbating. (turns around)
hey everyone! matt’s masturbating!
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